Oct 31, 20243 min read
Soup Season Is Year-Round and If You Think Otherwise You Are a Knave and Nincompoop
An open recipe to all my soup-slurping supporters: Today, I emerge from a break in my soup connoisseurship endeavors. Some would posit it...
Jun 16, 20247 min read
Shabu Shack of Horrors: Diners Steal My Identity
When one steals another's identity, it puts one's life into disarray. They must cancel their credit cards, check their bank accounts, and...
Mar 28, 20246 min read
Eating "The First Noodle of China" (A Highly Dubious Claim)
Tonight, I entered a very strange culinary establishment claiming to serve The First Noodle of China. I am half disturbed, half amused by...
Mar 22, 20245 min read
Shoguns, Catholics, and Delicious Soup at a Japanese Restaurant
I have something quite embarrassing to admit: I am beginning to enjoy learning about Japan. And not just the soups as one would expect —...
Jan 22, 20244 min read
My Quite Delectable Cabbage Soup
It began with a strange interaction. There I was shamefully standing in line at the awful grocery establishment known as Trader Joe's....
Dec 19, 20239 min read
Start Spreading the Soups: A Disturbing Taste of NYC
I was on the red eye flight from the beautiful city of Sacramento to the booming metropolis of New York, formerly New Amsterdam. My...
Jul 19, 20236 min read
Confronting the Dark History of Hawaii with Udon
When on my travels across that idle matzo ball soup surrounded by oceanic broth that is the island known as O'ahu, I learned many a thing...